Jokes for All the Family by Harry Hilton

Jokes for All the Family by Harry Hilton

Author:Harry Hilton
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Summersdale Publisher
Published: 2012-01-24T00:00:00+00:00


Why did the dog cross the road?

To get to the barking lot.

Why did the fish cross the road?

To get to school.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in a

muddy puddle and cross the road again?

Because she was a dirty double-crosser.

Why did the sheep cross the road?

To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.

Why did the donkey cross the road without

looking both ways first?

Because he was an ass.

Why is marriage like a hot bath?

the road?

The longer you stay in,

the colder it gets.



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